Offensive Crayons – Porn Pack Edition

Offensive Crayons – Porn Pack Edition – Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history.

We’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister.

This pack contains colors like “Anal Bleach Peach”, “Just the Tip Teal”, “I Think I’m Going to …Cream”, and other groan worthy colors.

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