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Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places 2022 Calendar – The best gift a pet lover can get! (more…)

I Love You, Bitch Valentine’s Day Candle – The aroma of a French flower market with a blend of coconut, peach, and white berries. Mid notes of fresh roses, magnolias, gardenia, and tuberose on a bed of sweet vanilla and soft woody notes. (more…)

Kawaii Knitted Thick ‘Animal Shaped’ Socks – These comfortable and cute socks will make sure to keep your feet warm and adorable! (more…)

Pokemon Dugtrio Meme Figurine – What lies beneath the DugTrio soil has finally been released to the public! (more…)

Super Mario Planters – A set of 3 Super Mario-inspired, 3D-printed flower plots, in which you can grow small plants and succulents.

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Glow In The Dark Garden Pebbles – Add a light to your garden with these Glow In The Dark Garden Pebbles! (more…)

My Love Is Like A Candle Valentine’s Day Candle – Comes in 3 different sizes Mini 4oz, Standard 9oz, and Large 16oz. Just don’t forget about it or it might actually burn your house down

Barry Wood Key Holder – Do you all have a BIG problem losing your keys? We have a BIG solution!

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Cloud Lights  – Cloud light comes with a remote control or a private app to control the colors and or modes!  (more…)

Merry Dickmas Inappropriate Christmas Card – We wish you a merry Dickmas, and a huge D for New Years! (more…)

Rorschach Mask With Real Moving Inkblots – The paint changes from black to white with the heat of your breath, so when you breathe it gives the illusion that the pattern is changing! (more…)

Die Hard Christmas Ornament – The Bruce is on the loose, with this Die Hard-inspired Christmas Ornament! (more…)

Custom Book Ornaments – Show your love for books with these custom stacked book ornaments! (more…)

Endless Prank Christmas Holiday Card with Glitter –  Enjoy the holidays even more with this musical card that will sing non-stop for over three hours with people singing a Christmas carol. It’s just incredible!

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Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Poster – Set a rule in your bathroom with this hilarious minimalist Don’t Do Coke Bathroom Poster.  (more…)

Butthole Hand Soap – Clean yourself with something dirty! (more…)

The Big Lebowski Inspired Bathroom Poster 11×17 – This bathroom poster is inspired by the Big Lebowski scene where he was waterboarded! (more…)

Live. Laugh. Hail Satan! Wood Sign – Does worshiping the dark Lord and true savior bring happiness and fulfillment to your life? Let the world know with this “Live, Laugh, Hail Satan” sign. (more…)

TireCockz Prank Valve Stem Caps Christmas Edition – Decorate someone’s tires with Christmas-colored TireCockz!

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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card –  Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.

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Marshall Rack Jack – Never lose your keys again with a Marshall Jack Rack!  (more…)

Dumpling Light – A xiao long bao with a face that lights up, basically. His name is Little B, just FYI. Provides a charming battery powered glow. And not for eating, obviously

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Funny Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Sweater –  Merry Chrithmith! This Hilarious Mike Tyson Ugly Sweater is perfect for this holiday!

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Harry Potter Cutting Board – This Harry Potter Cutting Board is a perfect gift to any Potterheads that loves to cook! (more…)

Enjoy the holidays even more with this musical card that will sing non-stop for over three hours with people singing a Christmas carol using only “meows.” It’s just incredible!

Oh and when they can’t take the meowing anymore and try to tear out the speaker there is glitter inside! (more…)

I Hate Everyone… F You! Mug – Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate everyone… F You!

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Squid Game Ugly Sweater Christmas Sweatshirt –  Show your love for Squid Game this Holiday season with this Squid Game Ugly Sweater Christmas Sweatshirt! (more…)

Hot Hagrid Funny Harry Potter Inspired Poster –  Open your Gryffindor so Hagrid could Slytherin! (more…)

Jar Of Fucks – Are you on an endless search for the perfect gift for your loved one? We guarantee they have never received a physical example of the FUCKs someone gives about them… until now. (more…)

Buddy The Elf Waving WiperTag – This adorable waving elf design will bring a smile and holiday joy to anyone and everyone who sees it! (more…)

Barry Merry Dickmas Funny Ugly Sweater – Have yourself a Barry Merry Dickmas with this hilarious ugly sweater!

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F-Bomb Bath Bomb – Dissolve stress! Melt anger! This fragrant fizzer is designed to do just that. (more…)

Broken Glass Puzzle – Totally clear acrylic laser cut jigsaw puzzle, the finished design looks like a shattered glass window! (more…)

Nature’s Cock Shots 2022 Calendar – A collection of phallic formations found throughout nature!

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Forrest Waving WiperTags – Wave and smile at your favorite shrimp boat captain!  (more…)

Starmie Tree Topper – This Starmie inspired Tree Topper is perfect for any Pokemon fan!

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Pokemon Origami – Flex your paper folding skills with this Pokemon Origami! (more…)

Hail Santa Solid Funny Christmas Wood Sign – Add a Holiday touch in your home with this Hail Santa Solid Funny Christmas Wood Sign!

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Pepechu – Pepechu! I choose you!

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Slimed WiperTags – This fun pizza-eating goblin design with his tongue out will make everyone behind you smile.

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Squid Game: Chocolate Dick – Are you ready to play the game? Send your friends and family an invitation to the Game!  (more…)

Prank Voice Activated Paper Towel Dispenser Stickers – Make someone yell at Paper Towel Dispenser with this hilarious prank sticker!

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Jason Ride A Long Perforated Decal – Don’t look in your rearview mirror! A serial killer with a machete awaits behind you.

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Offensive Pens – Finally, the pen set no one asked for!

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Bloody Horror Teddy Bears – DarkSeed’s custom character Bubby the Baby Eater presents his very own handcrafted Bubby Bears! (more…)

Freddy Krueger Wood Burner – One, Two Freddy’s coming for you the wood burner of your nightmares! (more…)

Halloween Pumpkin Bulbasaur – Make a spooky season cuter with this Halloween Pumpkin Bulbasaur!

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Personalized Your Face In A Jar – Put YOUR face inside a pint-size mason jar. Scary, lab specimen-looking centerpiece for your Halloween party! (more…)

Sunflower Skull Ornaments –  Spruce up your garden this Halloween season with these Sunflower Skull Ornaments!

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Coffin Skeleton Candle – As this coffin candle melts, a metal skeleton emerges, making for a great conversation piece that guests will definitely love.

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Squid Game Card – Send this card to someone who needs money! (more…)

Snorlax Cosplay Digital Patterns – Block every Pokemon Trainer’s path with this Snorlax Costume!

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Piranha Plant Slippers – Stay warm with this pair of Super Mario-inspired Piranha Plant Slippers! (more…)

Hockey Masked Machete Killer Wipers – Tired of people riding your tail? This should get them to back off! (more…)

Horror Icons Halloween Shirt – Chill with Michael Myers , Jason, and Freddy Krueger in this Halloween Shirt! (more…)