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50 Ways To Eat Cock Cookbook

Curious about cock? You’re not the only one. This

Raptor Jesus Candle

Raptor Jesus Candle – Nowhere in the Bible does

Guitar Toilet Seat

With this toilet seat you’ll be making beautiful bathroom

Giant Cardboard Robot Arms Kit

Finally all your dreams of having giant cardboard robot

Cleaver Ring

Leave it to cleaver to take a piece of

Club Sandwich Tent

A perfect two person tent to go along with

Stun Gun Walking Cane

Don’t ever assume that somebody who walks with a

Naughty People Outlet Cover

Naughty People Outlet Cover – If you think this

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

Christmas Story Leg Lamp – Order now to get

F*ck Off Sleep Mask

F*ck Off Sleep Mask: For when you really want

Santaur Ornament

You better watch out Santaur Claus is coming to

Alcohol Shot Gun

Take a shot with this gun… literally. Also available

Female Urination Device

Why would a woman want to pee standing up?

Toilet Sarlacc Sticker Set

Turn your toilet into the Pit of Carkoon with

Hungover Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater

The only ugly Christmas sweater that depicts what you’ll

Werewolf Zombie Wall Sculpture

Convince your friends that you went werewolf hunting this

Flashing Banana Costume

Is that a banana in your poc… of wait

Bleeding Skull Candle

The perfectly spooky accent lighting for this years Halloween

The Baby Mop

The Baby Mop – You might as well put

Aquarium End Table

Something seems fishy about this living room…

Pet High Chair

Pet High Chair – This ridiculous product lets your

One Gallon Flask

If you are carrying around this much alcohol, then

Taco Truck Taco Holder

Prevent your taco from falling over and dumping all

CUNT Mug

Makes anyone using the mug look like a cunt

Galaxy Cat Backpack

You’ll definitely be ready for the school year when

Tie Flask

This should get you through those long boring work

Inflatable Pillow Neck Tie

This inflatable pillow neck tie makes work time naps

Shark Pet Bed

Shark Prima Nano Pet Bed – Scare the sh*t

Giant Cockroach Pool Float

Put away the bug spray, this cockroach is just

Shark Drain Stopper

Shark bath stopper – You’re gonna need a bigger

Cheerleader And QB Roasting Sticks

Naughty Cheerleader and Quarterback Roasting Sticks – Cheer on

Insect Push Pins

These little bugs can sting if you’re not careful,

Cigarette Lighter iPhone Case

Need to light your cigarette? There’s an app for

Play-Doh Cologne

There’s nothing like the smell of childhood!

The Chicken Bag

The Original Chicken Bag – Buy your chick this

Gun Toilet Brush

You’re going to have to buy a toilet brush

Handgun Trigger Shift Knob

Can your car go faster than a speeding bullet?

Sure F*ck Cologne

A sure fuck? You won’t know unless you try

King Kitten T-Shirt

Watch out King Kitten is on the loose!

Zombie Door Decal

A great way to keep people out of your

Blobfish Plush

Blobfish Plush – Now the world’s ugliest fish, is

Kitty Litter Robot

Kitty Litter Robot – It’s a robot that your

Pizza Slice Inflatable Chair

Pizza Slice Inflatable Chair – This one’s topped with

Cinnabon Scented Air Freshener

Imagine your home constantly smelling like a Cinnabon store!

Cthulhu Wreath

Perfect for an H.P. Lovecraft fan that enjoys being

Handmade Ugly Zombie Face Mug

If there’s one thing that sure to wake you

Zombie Horse Head Mask

Oh great now the zombie virus has spread to

Bluetooth iPhone Stereo Toilet Paper Holder

For those who don’t like people hearing them doing

Kim Jung-Un Cat Scratching Post

An incredibly life-like cat scratching post modeled after Kim

Draft Beer Jelly Beans

All the delicious taste of draft beer without the

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter every time you look

Cannabis Flavored Condoms

Just don’t light it up, I don’t think the

Gnome On A Throne

Sorry, your garden gnome is a little indisposed at

Herb Grinder Watch

You gotta be prepared for when 4:20 rolls around!