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Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places 2022 Calendar – The best gift a pet lover can get! (more…)

Jason Ride A Long Perforated Decal – Don’t look in your rearview mirror! A serial killer with a machete awaits behind you.

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Offensive Pens – Finally, the pen set no one asked for!

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Bloody Horror Teddy Bears – DarkSeed’s custom character Bubby the Baby Eater presents his very own handcrafted Bubby Bears! (more…)

Freddy Krueger Wood Burner – One, Two Freddy’s coming for you the wood burner of your nightmares! (more…)

Halloween Pumpkin Bulbasaur – Make a spooky season cuter with this Halloween Pumpkin Bulbasaur!

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Personalized Your Face In A Jar – Put YOUR face inside a pint-size mason jar. Scary, lab specimen-looking centerpiece for your Halloween party! (more…)

Halloween Potion Bottles – Build or add to your own apothecary with these sets of potions, powders, and elixirs.

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Sunflower Skull Ornaments –  Spruce up your garden this Halloween season with these Sunflower Skull Ornaments!

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Coffin Skeleton Candle – As this coffin candle melts, a metal skeleton emerges, making for a great conversation piece that guests will definitely love.

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Nature’s Cock Shots 2022 Calendar – A collection of phallic formations found throughout nature!

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Squid Game Card – Send this card to someone who needs money! (more…)

Snorlax Cosplay Digital Patterns – Block every Pokemon Trainer’s path with this Snorlax Costume!

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Piranha Plant Slippers – Stay warm with this pair of Super Mario-inspired Piranha Plant Slippers! (more…)

Hockey Masked Machete Killer Wipers – Tired of people riding your tail? This should get them to back off! (more…)

Horror Icons Halloween Shirt – Chill with Michael Myers , Jason, and Freddy Krueger in this Halloween Shirt! (more…)

Fire Pit Skulls – Paper Fire Skull for outdoor wood fire pit fun! (more…)

Dwight Schrute Light Switch Cover – Epic gag gift for anyone who loves The Office!

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Halloween Metal Yard Stakes – Show your love for Halloween with these metal stakes that feature iconic Halloween villains!

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Friday the 13th Jason Garden Gnome – From the depths of Camp Crystal Lake, JASON GNOME based off of the Friday the 13th movies. (more…)

Pokemon AirPod Cases – Make any Apple fan jealous when you take out your AirPods in these cute Pokemon cases! (more…)

Lord Vader Blesses You Poster – Lord Vader is everyone’s father in faith, and he’s here to bless us! (more…)

Butthole Hand Soap – Clean yourself with something dirty! (more…)

Bottle Lock – Keep your drinks safe with this Bottle Lock Secret in Bottle Cap!

This Is The Skin Of A Killer, Bella! Twilight Shirt – This funny Twilight Shirt is a perfect gift to any Twilight franchise fans!

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Key & Peele Mispronounced Names Pencil – This collection of #2 hex pencils are engraved with 6 of the best-mispronounced names from the classic Comedy Central Key & Peele.

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Stressticles – Relieve yourself from stress by squishing this Stressticles Stress Balls!

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Pokemon Keycaps – Pokemon fans will surely love their keyboard once they’re decked out with these Pokemon keycaps! (more…)

You’ve Been Poisoned Teacup Set! -The perfect tea set to freak out your friends!

No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo – No Ragrets! Not even a single letter. (more…)

Gatling Bubble Gun – Make your bubbles look better with this Gatling Bubble Gun! (more…)

Tirecockz Prank Penis Shaped Valve Stem Cap – It’s Double Dick Day! Buy 1 Get 1 Free + Free Shipping! (more…)

The Office Light Switch Cover – Epic gag gift for anyone who loves The Office! (more…)

Pokemon Frankenstein Plushie – Turn your childhood dream of owning a Pokemon into something straight out of a horror movie! (more…)

Wile E Coyote Car Dent Cover Decal – Because a vinyl sticker is wayyyy cheaper than getting your car repaired.  (more…)

Hocus Pocus Cast a Spell Halloween WiperTags – Pass her up and she’ll cast a spell on you! (more…)

LED Flashlight Gloves – No need to say “hand me the flashlight” when you can actually wear the flashlight on your hands! (more…)

Cubone Skull Keychain – The perfect keychain for Pokemon fans! (more…)

Blue Shell Switch Cartridge Holder – The ideal gift for Mario Kart fans! (more…)

Spyra Two Water Gun – The world’s strongest water gun!  (more…)

Star Wars Death Star Bookend – That’s no moon! Star Wars Death Star Bookend is perfect for any Star Wars lover! (more…)

Snorlax Baby Onesie – Turn your toddler into a Pokemon with this cute Snorlax Baby Onesie! (more…)

Pokemon Rolling Pin –  Become a Pokemon Master in the Kitchen with this Pokemon Rolling Pin! (more…)

Barry Happy Birthday Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card – Putting the D in Happy Birthday! (more…)

Adjustable Pet Rocking Chair – This Pet Lounge Chair is perfect for any pet owner who loves to see their pets chilling! (more…)

Yu Gi Oh Bank Card Skin – Nice try Yugi, but your Discover is nothing against my BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON MASTERCARD! via u/YextFE (more…)

Prank Candle: Vanilla to Fart – Prank candles smell great at first but after 5 hours they will smell like farts! (more…)

Bulbasaur Jack-O-Lantern – Pumpkasaur, the Bulbasaur variant that inexplicably appears in pumpkin patches every autumn! (more…)

Gentlemon Hard Enamel Pins – The Fanciest Pokemon in Pallet Town!  (more…)

The Smiths Funny Parody Shirt – Show the world that you love Morrissey and The Fresh Prince and Family equally! (more…)

Package Arrived Funny Greeting Card – Want to make someone BUST… into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick. (more…)

Loki Crown For Pets – Do you want your pet to become the God of Mischief? Turn them into a trickster with this horn!

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Chameleon Measuring Tape – Make measuring more fun with this Chameleon Measuring Tape! (more…)

I Will Always Love You Shark Mug (Sharkney Houston) – Let this aggressively romantic shark say all the right words to your true love or best friend. (more…)