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Karen Ugly Christmas Sweater Tee – Let me speak to the manager… of Christmas! (more…)

Nature Dick Pics – Wonderfully phallic natural formations! (more…)

You’re Such A Ho Ho Ho Candle – “You’re Such a Ho Ho Ho” isn’t JUST a candle, it’s a statement! (more…)

Jar Of Fucks – Are you on an endless search for the perfect gift for your loved one? We guarantee they have never received a physical example of the FUCKs someone gives about them… until now. (more…)

Baby Yoda Cookies – Enjoy binging the new series of the Mandalorian with these or make them the hit of your next party! (more…)

Friday The 13th Jason Christmas Card – Funny and festive, the perfect Christmas card for that Jason / Horror movie fan in your life! (more…)

KFC Fire Log – KFC Just Released A Fireplace Log That Smells Exactly Like Fried Chicken! (more…)

Dumpling Air Purifier – This cute little dumpling filters pollen and dust to keep your air fresh! (more…)

Burger Buddy Sandwich Holder – These small, flexible, silicone bowls make it easier to hold a thick, juice hamburger, sloppy joe, or pulled pork sandwich without dripping mess on your shirt or the table.  (more…)

Star Wars Playing Cards Dark Side Deck – Star Wars Playing Cards produced in collaboration with Disney and Lucasfilm!

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Package Arrived Funny Greeting Card – Want to make someone BUST… into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick. (more…)

Mini Shooter Advent Calendar – Advent calendar for mini liquor shooters! (more…)

Dungeons and Dragons Dice Dagger  – Slice and Dice is and awesome way to store and transport your dice!  (more…)

St. Nicolas Christmas Ornament – This Nicolas Cage Christmas Ornament will be the hit of the Christmas! (more…)

Marshall Rack Jack – Never lose your keys again with a Marshall Jack Rack!  (more…)

Llama Shaped Pepper Spray – This Llama Shaped Pepper Spray Is The Cutest Self Defense Device You’ll Ever See! (more…)

Personalized Penis Mug – Ever wanted your name written in penises on a mug? Well now you can with a Personalized Penis Mug!

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Buddy The Elf Waving WiperTag – This adorable waving elf design will bring a smile and holiday joy to anyone and everyone who sees it! (more…)

Die Hard Christmas Ornament – It’s that time of the year again! Celebrate it with this handmade ornament of the best Christmas movie ever! (more…)

Offensive Crayons  – Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades! (more…)

TireCockz Glow In The Dark – Put a dick on someone’s car! They even glow in the dark. (more…)

Han Solo In Carbonite Refrigerator Wrap – Perfect Fridge Wrap for Star Wars fans!

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Eevee Animated Fidget Spinner – This Eevee Animated Fidget Spinner is the perfect gift for Pokemon fans! (more…)

Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places 2021 Calendar – The best gift a pet lover can get! (more…)

Safari Faux Wall Mount – This is a perfect addition to the nursery! (more…)

LOTR Fire Pit – One fire pit to rule them all! (more…)

Explosion Box – The gift that keeps on giving! (more…)

Dog Poncho – This Dog Poncho is the cutest thing you’ll see all day!

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Cat Blunt with Catnip – Turn your cat into Snoop Catt with this Crochet Doobie for Cats! (more…)

I Hate Everyone… F You! Mug – Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate everyone… F You!

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Singing Pumpkins – Win Halloween with this singing pumpkin trio! (more…)

Shark Fart Prank Gift Boxes – A revolutionary prank so screwed up, your friends will never talk to you again! (more…)

Hand Sanitizer Halloween 2020 Costume – Just found my Halloween costume! Spread joy not germs! (more…)

Naruto Fidget Spinner – Watch Naruto run as you spin with this laser cut metal fidget spinner! (more…)

Darth Vader Face Mask – The Force is strong with this mask!  (more…)

StickieDickie – Dick Sticking Prank (Pack Of 4) – What a time to be alive. The perfect prank has arrived!

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Batman’s The Joker Mask – Gear up this Halloween with this The Joker Mask! (more…)

I Smell Children Hocus Pocus Doormat – Hang out with the Sanderson Sisters this Halloween with this Hocus Pocus doormat (more…)

Fill your home with the spooky aroma of a Boo You Whore Halloween Candle! (more…)

Fake Cockroach – Freak someone out with a cockroach infestation! (more…)

The Grudge Halloween Cut Out Decor – This thing would scare the hell out of everybody! (more…)

Wall Mounted Creepy Halloween Hands – These scary reaching hands! Need a hand? (more…)

TalkSocket: Alexa. Hands-free. Everywhere. – Hands-free experience using Alexa and Google Assistant – Integrated with PopSockets – Upgrade your headphones and speakers. (more…)

Bleeding Hand Candle – Be the death of the party with these original, one of a kind, life size hand candles! As the candle burns, the fingers bleed while leaving a skeleton hand behind. Very realistic and intended to creep out your friends and family.

Floating Eyeball Candles – These eye-popping candles! (more…)

Face Mask Covers – Level up your mask game with these custom made facemask covers!
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12 Foot Tall Giant Skeleton With Animated LCD Eyes – I am that neighbor who will decorate something like this! (more…)

Freddy Krueger Wreath – The man of your dreams is here! (more…)

Skull Cereal Bowl – Pretending to eat cereal out of the skull of your enemy has never been easier!

The Office Threat Level Midnight Inspired Poster – On your marks. Get set. DIE! (more…)

Xcube Backpack: Modular Hardshell Backpack for Photographer, Freelancer & Traveler

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Buff Pokemon Coloring Book – You’ll never look at a Pokemon the same way again! (more…)

Laughing Leo Django Inspired Meme Poster
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White Paw Plush Toy For Dogs – Make your pup your new drinking buddy! (more…)