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It’s Shark Week! We compiled some of our favorite shark products that will surely be a hit. Don’t worry though, this list won’t take too big a bit out of your wallet.

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Giant Meteor 2020 Sign – Just end it already!

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Star Wars Kettlebells – A bounty hunter, an Imperial Stormtrooper, and the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, these three loathsome figures have been meticulously sculpted and cast in dark black iron to strike fear into the hearts of all in their presence. You will never find a more wretched group of scum and villainy in any gym.

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Tipsy Topple – Giant Jello Shot Tower – Practice your pullout game with this alcohol enhanced party favorite!  (more…)

Hold On, We’re Not Probably Wearing Pants Doormat – The most realest doormat ever! (more…)

Steam Punk Leather Face Mask – Futuristic yet retro kind of mask to make your ordinary face mask look cooler! (more…)

Backyard Blast Giant Water Slide – This jumbo water slide measures a whopping 75′ x 12′! (more…)

Dragon Dog Costume – Barks in fireballs. Zero fluffs given!  (more…)

ICEE at-home Slushie Maker – Now you can have that fun, yummy ICEE slushie drink at home anytime you want with this counter-top sized ICEE at Home Slushie Machine!

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Japan Old Town Mini Alley Booknook – A high quality handmade miniAlley™ Bookshelf Insert™ Bookshelf Alley™ that captures a cozy Japan old-town. (more…)

The TeaBagger Tea Infuser  – Guaranteed to please college students, dirty minded folks or just to embarrass your favorite coworker. You will have your friends rolling and laughing out loud! (more…)

Millennium Falcon Wireless Charger – Jump to lightspeed-level charging with this one! We promise Lando won’t try to take it back from you! (more…)

Face Hugger Face Mask – Chestbursters not included! (more…)

Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper – This bottle topper is ready to pop and plop your favorite condiments! (more…)

Chicken Legs Socks – Friends don’t let friends skip leg day! (more…)

Hand Sanitizer Bracelet – Works for adults and kids. This is a hand sanitizer bracelet that is perfect for everyday use! (more…)

The Big Lebowski Inspired Bathroom Poster 11×17 – This bathroom poster is inspired by the Big Lebowski scene where he was waterboarded! (more…)

Cat Butt Coasters – These coasters will bring (butt) loads of smiles to you and your family. Keep them for yourself, give to that cat lady you know, or give as a gag gift to a friend. (more…)

Amazon R2D2 Echo – Turn your Echo into R2D2!
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The World’s Finest Fish Wallet – Keep your valuables safe without the fishy smell!

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TireCockz are the world’s first penis shaped valve stem caps. Our patented design is sure to be the perfect way to prank your friends!  (more…)

The Office Coloring Book – Someone created an Office themed adult coloring book! (more…)

Quantum Books For Babies – Gotta start them off young! (more…)

Tiny Hands For Cats – Cat + Tiny Hands = Judgemental cat who demands an explanation. (more…)

Homer in the Bushes Cross Stitch Pattern – This is a very easy cross stitch pattern with no half-stitches or backstitching!

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California Driver License Custom Pet ID – Their driver license pet ID tag looks like the real thing! Features your pet’s photo and info. (more…)

LEGO NES Console – Enjoy an original! With authentic reproductions of the original console, controller, and Game Pak cartridge, puls a retro-styled 1980s TV, the exlsuive new LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System™ gives fans of Super Mario Bros™ a way to recapture childhoom magic. (more…)

Avengers Thor’s Hammer Key Caps – Feel the power of God of Thunder with this Thor Hammer Key Caps! (more…)

Ramen Face Mask – Chances are if you have glasses and wear a face mask, your glasses are going to fog up, so why not fog-up your glasses in style with this hilarious Ramen face mask?! (more…)

Lifesize Danny Devito Cardboard Cutout – This pop up Danny Devito measures 4’ 10” tall, just like the legendary comedian himself! (more…)

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat – Create a happy moment right at your doorstep. It’s the perfect way to greet you and your guests every day! (more…)

Baby Doll Arms For Your Chicken – Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gym! (more…)

Ridiculous Inflatable Swan-Thing x David Shrigley – This inflatable swan may be missing the graceful curves true to a classic swan, but with its hand-drawn blank expression and erect white neck, it knows exactly what it is: a “Ridiculous Inflatable Swan-Thing. (more…)

Black Plague Doctor Mask –  Fight the pandemic like it’s 1347! (more…)

The last operating Blockbuster is now selling merch to help keep its doors open post CoVid! (more…)

Foot Massage Pressure Point Socks – Give your feet a nice massage treat!

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Pokeball Switch Cartridge Case – Be the best trainer and gamer with this Pokeball Switch Cartridge Case!

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Offensive Crayons Porn Pack Edition – Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history! (more…)

Kotatsu Table – Spend your day under this Kotatsu Table! (more…)

Indoor Golf Game – Practice your golf game at home with the put vent!  (more…)

Man Scented Soap – It comes in whiskey, gun powder, and bacon scents as well!  (more…)

Wile E Coyote Car Dent Cover Decal – Because a vinyl sticker is wayyyy cheaper than getting your car repaired.  (more…)

Big Ed Mugs – This high quality, ceramic mug will last longer than Ed and Rose’s relationship! (more…)

Swear Candles – Show some love with this handmade, scented soy candles with free healing stone inside! (more…)

Live Laugh Lube Poster – An inspirational reminder on how to live your life!

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Coca Cola Can Cover – Sneak in some beverage with this Coca Cola Can Cover! (more…)

Fire Breathing Dragon Lamp – This handmade 3D printed fire breathing Dragon lamp features a remote control with 16 Color changing lights to choose from. (more…)

Kevin’s Broccoli Clock – You love The Office, and you have wall so let’s put Kevin’s Broccoli Clock there!

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Darth Vader Pen Holder – The Dark Lord of the Sith will hold your pen at the ready. Makes a great desktop item for any Star Wars fan! (more…)

Foldable Dog Ramp – …THE Ramp for YOUR Pet! (more…)

The Desktop Punching Bag – Working from home have you stressed out? Maybe a desktop punching bag would help!

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Google Home Mini Baby Yoda Stand – This stand transforms your hockey puck Google Home Mini into a stylish, statement piece. You can now make it look like everyone’s favorite Star Wars character, Baby Yoda.

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Cars & Trucks Waffle Maker – Feel free to play with your food with this Cars & Trucks Waffle Maker! (more…)

Black Knight Waving Sword WiperTags – This brilliant design inspired by the Black Knight in the Holy Grail will make every Monty Python laugh with envy. (more…)