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Unicorn Sprinkles Dispenser

Everyone knows that unicorns fart glitter and poop rainbows,

Toddler Tent

Toddler Tent – Sometimes the little ones just need

Gun Concealment Underwear

Now when she ask “Is that a gun in

Honey Badger BBQ Sauce

Because the honey badger don’t care how hot his

Pat The Zombie Book

A hilarious zombie spoof on the classic “Pat The

Doggy Exercise Wheel

Dog Exercise Wheel – Why should hamster have all

Zombie Leggings

Zombie Leggings – Zombies may primarily go for the

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Ummm….. Pretty much the title of the book covers

Motorized Ice Cream Cone

Motorized Ice Cream Cone – A whole new level

Recycling Bin Coffee Mug

Recycling Bin Coffee Mug – Perfect for the environmentally

Tommy Gun Egg Fryer

Tommy Gun Egg Fryer – Say hello to my

Staple Gun

Staple Gun – Not quite as effective as an

Fence Window For Pets

Fence Window For Pets – Now you can let

Toilet Fishing Game

Toilet Fishing Game – If you’re going to be

Weed Leaf Ice Cube Tray

The perfect way to chill that “special” tea!

Man Bowl

A bowl made for a man, literally! Perfect to

Microwave Bacon Rack

Microwave Bacon Rack – Perfect for making bacon on

Trongs

You would think finger foods defeat the purpose of

Sudoku Toilet Paper

Sudoku toilet paper – for those times when you

Evil Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

Don’t think your cat is sweet enough to pull off the

Nail Caviar

Smooth shiny nails are sooo last season, now it’s

Penis Pasta

Penis Pasta – Comes with a recipe for big

Golf Ball Sack

The perfect gift for the man with golf balls!

It’s A Crap! Toilet Decal

Add a little giggle in your go with the

Self Defense Cat Keychain

Defend yourself with a cute innocent little kitty, no

Cannabis Scented Perfume

Cannabis Scented Perfume – Here’s your chance to smell

Donkey Butt Cigarette Dispenser

Know somebody that you really wish would quit smoking

Batman Booster Seat

Batman booster seat: It’s the booster seat your child

Crazy Cat Lady Board Game

Just like the crazy cat lady’s way of life,

Crafting With Cat Hair Book

No no, don’t go shaving your cats, just collect

Toilet Seat Lifter

Toilet Seat Lifter – Stand on the pedal to

Sumo Wrestler End Table

So realistic you’d almost expect him to get up

15 Grams Of Pure Gallium

A metal that turns to liquid in your hand

Baby Carrying Sweater

Baby Carrying Sweater – Modeled after the kangaroo this

Snotty Egg Seperator

Come on, you know raw egg whites remind you

Juicy Salif Citrus Squeezer

It’s like some kind of futuristic alien robot is

3 In 1 Jacket, Sleeping Bag, And Tent

Now when you go hiking, your sleeping bag and

Fire Extinguisher Lighter

Fire Extinguisher Lighter – Start fires (legally of course)

Belt Buckle Beer Holder

Belt Buckle Beer Holder – Because holding your own

Tiki Tissue Dispenser

Tiki Tissue Dispenser – Wipe your nose with something

The Jesus Toaster

The Jesus Toaster – Start off every day with

Human Bowling Ball

Human Bowling Ball – If you’ve always wanted to

Hoodie Pillowcase

Hoodie Pillow – Get some z’s just like you

Webbed Swim Gloves

Webbed Swim Gloves – Now you can swim as

Creepy Spider Mug

Creepy Spider Mug – Sure to wake anyone up!

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils – No more worrying about bringing

Killer Whale Submarine

Ever wondered what it’d be like being a killer

Hands Free Umbrella

Now you can use your cell phone and carry

Dog Beer

Dog Beer – You can enjoy a cold one

Putter Pool Game

Putter Pool Indoor Game – Hybrid games, twice the

iPotty

iPotty iPad Activity Seat – Now your kid can

Credit Card Razor

Credit Card Razor – You never know when that

Bearded Ski Mask

Bearded Ski Mask – You haven’t felt warm until

Ear Buddies

Ear Headphones – Hey I heard you like ears