Bad Bear Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

Bad Bear Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card – Well isn’t this teddy bear sneaky as f***.

For Valentine’s Day, make your (obviously) better half-smile with this adult 3D greeting card. The front cover features a smiley brown bear holding an “I Love You” candy heart. What’s that? Bad bear wants something else. As your significant other opens this inappropriate pop-up card, the cuddle bug inside pops a raging, no-foreplay boner. Classic.

 

If your act of kindness inspires two or more whole minutes of lovemaking, leave the card open. Bad Bear likes to watch.

 

Perfect Occasions:
Funny Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, dirty Anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult I’m Sorry (Forgive Me) cards for couples, mature 3D greeting cards for spouse, and more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)

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