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50 Caliber Shot Glasses – These great looking set of 2 ceramic shot glasses are shaped like 50 cal bullet casings that will make for a great addition to the mancave. (more…)

Pickle Rick ‘Tabacco’ Pipe – It’s Pickle Rick but in pipe form. Each pipe is glass blown and measures 4.5″

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Dumpling Light – A xiao long bao with a face that lights up, basically. His name is Little B, just FYI. Provides a charming battery powered glow. And not for eating, obviously

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It holds your favorite pens and more! – The gun cylinder pen holder is large enough to hold large pens, sharpies, markers, scissors, fountain pens, pencils, letter openers and many other desk widgets.

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Fathor Thor Fathor’s Day Tee – Like a Dad just way mightier!

The Infinity Saucelet – Wield all your favorite fast food sauces at once!

Insert Coin To Play Arcade Keychain – This Insert Coin Key Chain is made from heavy-duty diecast metal accurately recreating the original arcade machine coin doors found on many of your favorite machines. (more…)

Shredder Cheese Grater – A ‘grate’ cheese shredder. This should be the only way to make shredded cheese for hungry superhero turtles

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Offensive Coasters – Let your guests know there are coasters on your table for a f*cking reason.   (more…)

Desktop Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy – It doesn’t get wackier than this, folks. The famous wacky waving inflatable tube guy: in miniature

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Game of Thrones Valyrian Steel Razor Blades – All men must shave! The only razors with blades that stay sharp forever. The best a Westerosi can get. (more…)

Aladdin Lamp e-Cigarette Vape – Arabian Pipes A vape fit for an Arabian prince – even a fake one! Unlike cigarettes, it won’t burn a hole in your magic carpet

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Custom Pet Stuffed Animals – Handmade plush that looks just like your pet!  (more…)

Rick and Morty Plumbus Mug – Everyone has a plumbus. Now you can have a plumbus mug, too!

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Crash Bandicoot Uka Uka Mug – Uka Uka from Crash Bandicoot in mug form! Look at those details, it’s like he’s in the room!

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Foldable fitness pull up bar – Foldable Fitness is the world’s first travel friendly foldable pull up bar!  (more…)

Cuddle Clones Custom Pet Slippers – Handmade to look just like your pet! Just send in a picture of your pet and Cuddle Clone will recreate your pet in cuddly plush slipper form!

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Star Wars Tie Fighter Desk Lamp – Have the Dark Side on your desk. Posable 60cm tall TIE fighter desk lamp. Nowhere near as fragile as the real thing. Powered by twin ion engines USB

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Game of Thrones Jon Snow Snow Globe – For people who snow nothing. Basically it’s Jon Snow in a snow globe

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Personalized Face Luggage Cover – Nothing says “that’s my bag!” like one with your own face on it

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Yoshi Egg Lamp – Let’s set the scene. You’re a mustachioed plumber. A wayward Yoshi has laid an egg in your house, and it’s glowing. If you eat mushrooms, you get taller.

Wait, hang on. A Yoshi egg in your house? And it’s glowing? Man, that’s sick. If only it was real.
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Surprised Pikachu Panties – Who’s more surprised you or Pikachu? 100% cotton lined made from microfiber Sublimated design  (more…)

The High Ball is the world’s first electronic game designed to be played with when you’re high! (more…)

Taco Train Taco Holder – The Ultimate Taco Holder – Holds 5 of your favorite hard or soft shell tacos along with 2 condiments so the mix and match options are endless! (more…)

Chewbacca Seatbelt Cover – IT’S A STRAP! – Measuring approximately 20 inches and made from real authentic wookiee fur!  (more…)

Spongebob Meme Figures – Now you can own your very own licensed Handsome Squidward, Surprised Patrick or Imaginaaation Spongebob!

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Infinity Gauntlet Rings Bracelet – All the power in a more petite package. Thanos is a pretty big guy so it makes sense that his gauntlet is huge. But regular humans might be looking for something a bit more petite to wear when wielding the ultimate power.   (more…)

Avocado Pool Float with removable pit! – What’s better than chilling on your very own floating avocado? The best part is the removable pit basically doubles as a beach ball. Get it here  (more…)

Thanos Infinity Gauntlet Bottle Opener – Snap! Now I got your attention! Destroying the galaxy and alcohol ingestion balanced, like all things should be.

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I’m An Asshole And Ran Away Dog Tag – Face it. Your dog is an asshole and you know it! Let whoever finds your dog also know what an asshole it really is!

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Burrito Baby Blanket Flour Tortilla – Everyone’s favourite viral trend tortilla burrito blanket suddenly breaks out over the internet & customers have gone crazy to get this beautiful blanket that looks exactly like a tortilla burrito. Don’t mistakenly eat it!

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Nintendo Mario Warp Pipe Toothbrush Holder – Take your dental care to a new level with the Mario Warp Pipe Toothbrush Holder! Guaranteed to be Piranha Plant free we promise.

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The Office Prison Mike Sequin Pillow – The worst thing about prison was the… was the dementors. This hilarious pillow measures 16″x16″ and comes with a pillow insert already inside

It Was Me Game of Thrones Olenna Tyrell Shirt – Be cool like everyone’s favorite fictional grandma, Olenna Tyrell! Our designs and garments are made from nothing but the best. Nothing is worse than finding a great design and the shirt sucks or finding a high-quality shirt and the design is boring. You will love our combination.

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Funny Stevie Wonder Birthday Card – If you laugh at this you’re probably going to hell. But at least you’ll garner a few laughs on the way. The perfect birthday card for anyone with a twisted sense of humor!

Super Mario Shower Curtain – Since they’re brothers, do you think Mario and Luigi had to share a bathroom growing up? That’s never easy. If there’s somebody in your family who takes too dang long during their turn in the bathroom, this shower curtain is your answer. After all, you only have 400 seconds to navigate 2-2. That’s less than 7 minutes, and nobody can use all the hot water in the water heater in 7 minutes, right?

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Game of Thrones House Stark Banner Flag! – Show off your GoT pride with this 3 foot by 5 foot House Stark flag!  (more…)

Nintendo Mario Figural Calendar – Do you know what gets us through the day? Looking forward to a weekend of platform games. And what better way to countdown the days than with our favorite coin collecting mushroom aficionado.

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Kirby Roomba – Kirby’s hunger is never-ending. He’s inhaled enemies, friends, blocks, bricks, and food. But he’s not satisfied. He wants more. He wants… to clean your house. (more…)

Gummy Bear Nightlight – Sweet dreams are made of this! The Gummygoods Night Light is a portable, squeezable sidekick that goes with you from story time to summer camp.

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Unicorn Sconce Wall Light – A legendary creature, dating from antiquity. Mysterious tales of beasts with a spiraling horn. Magical creatures appearing in books and movies for children. Rainbows emanating from… well… you know. Yes, we’re talking about the unicorn. They are quite hard to find, but we’ve managed the impossible.

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Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Lamp – Deathly Hallows meets modern industrial style in this lamp. Unique. Classy. Subtle. Might be the best HP related gift out there.

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In the Game of Thrones, you win… Or you die. Avoid the unnecessary table-death stains with the Game of Thrones Inspired Coasters Set.

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Magnetic Cooking Utensil Set – This is not just another kitchen gadget. They’re the same tools you’re used to, but with better design and a higher level of function. (more…)

Mechanical Spider Bluetooth Speaker – Inspired from a military film Ghost Recon by Ubisoft, this product doubles as a Bluetooth speaker and a mechanical toy (more…)

Mario Jaws Parody Poster – An artistic collision between the godfather of summer blockbusters, Steven Spielberg’s JAWS, and everyone’s favorite Italian plumber, Mario.  (more…)

Monty Python Black Knight Plush – Just as strong and skilled as the one in the movie, which is to say, you can tear his limbs off.

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The Monthly Knife club is a subscription service that delivers a new brand name knife and tactical gear to your doorstep each month!   (more…)

The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook – With this cookbook, dining a la Hogwarts is as easy as Banoffi Pie. With more than 150 easy-to-make recipes, tips, and techniques, you can indulge in spellbindingly delicious meals drawn straight from the pages of your favorite Potter stories, such as: (more…)

The CityWood is created form a city data that is transferred in the computer, features such as roads/streets and rivers are converted into layers to create depth of the design.

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Levitating Desk Lamp – Glow is a levitating mood lamp that floats by magnetic levitation and is powered through the air. (more…)

Middle Finger Whiskey Decanter – Not afraid to show your bold side? The Atterstone Middle Finger 5-Piece Decanter Bar Set is for daring premium liquor aficionados. Now, you can enjoy your favorite whiskey, bourbon, or scotch in a delightfully irreverent decanter bar set!  (more…)

Luchador Windshield Wiper Decals – Love wrestling?  This awesome, viral design with two masked professional wrestlers is sure to please any wrestling fan, and everyone behind them. Universal size fits most left or right sided wipers.  The red wrestler WiperTag is double sided (reversible) for either side. (more…)

Corgi Humidifier Diffuser – This little diffuser (also a humidifier) will work to humidify the air for a good six to eight hours. They’re also equipped with timed auto shut-off modes.  (more…)